Scorned women offer sass masterclass with stinging responses to exes

No going back! Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging text responses to hopeful ex-partners

  • Hilarious messages from around the world rounded up by withmyladies.com
  • After ex partners make a sneaky effort to rekindle romance, this round-up gives a lesson in how to deliver shade in just a few hundred characters
  • One woman tells her ex: ‘Do you want to be the sun in my life? 良い, then stay 92, 935, 700 miles away from me :)’
  • Another quips: ‘Are you air or water? Then I don’t need you…’
  • When a relationship ends, it’s very rarely ever completely over, as this selection of messagesin which exes try and reignite the flames of passion with former squeezesproves.

    しかしながら, ex partners from around the world, desperate to rekindle romance with women they’ve dumped or cheated on, were given short shrift in this sassy masterclass rounded up by withmyladies.com.

    There’s the woman who diminished her one-time partner with the line: ‘Do you want to be the sun in my life? 良い, then stay 92, 935, 700 miles away from me :)’

    And then there’s the texter who, after being peppered with a string of messages trying to make contact, simply wrote back ‘unsubscribe’. 痛い.

    Scroll down for a selection of attitude-filled replies that saw one-time partners well and truly kicked to the kerb

    Beautiful nightmare: This romance is staying firmly in the past thanks to a non-nonsense come-back

    Beautiful nightmare: This romance is staying firmly in the past thanks to a non-nonsense come-back

    今, that's a heckle! Paige reels in her ex...and then unleashes the distance from the sun

    今, that’s a heckle! Paige reels in her exand then unleashes the distance from the sun

    Not mincing their words...8th June means absolutely nothing but trouble to this person

    Not mincing their words…8th June means absolutely nothing but trouble to this person

    Keep it brief: Like a subscription you no longer want, this person bins their former flame

    Keep it brief: Like a subscription you no longer want, this person bins their former flame

    Definitely not pulling punches: This former lover gets it right where it hurts

    Definitely not pulling punches: This former lover gets it right where it hurts

    In your dreams, buddy! This woman offers an acerbic comeback to a sleazy message

    In your dreams, buddy! This woman offers an acerbic comeback to a sleazy message

    Washing my hair EVERY day: There's no chance of a flat white between these two

    Washing my hair EVERY day: There’s no chance of a flat white between these two

    This person is now sleeping like a baby...without a cheater in their life

    This person is now sleeping like a babywithout a cheater in their life

    Failed at the first hurdle: rambling romantic messages don't work if you spell someone's name wrong

    Failed at the first hurdle: rambling romantic messages don’t work if you spell someone’s name wrong

    A little harsh, maybe: This person makes no bones about their lack of feeling for an ex

    A little harsh, maybe: This person makes no bones about their lack of feeling for an ex

    Fell for it! This woman serves up her revenge properly cold

    Fell for it! This woman serves up her revenge properly cold

    Find me on social! A former partner has no plans to see their ex in the flesh anytime soon

    Find me on social! A former partner has no plans to see their ex in the flesh anytime soon

    Put-down! An over-dramatic message gets short shrift here

    Put-down! An over-dramatic message gets short shrift here

    That's my excuse! This relationship is dead and buried, at least according to one person in it

    That’s my excuse! This relationship is dead and buried, at least according to one person in it

    Never go back: Branding her one-time love a mistake, this person is only looking to the future

    Never go back: Branding her one-time love a mistake, this person is only looking to the future

    Such a joker: This iMessage evokes a string of laughter, and then a curt goodbye

    Such a joker: This iMessage evokes a string of laughter, and then a curt goodbye

    No air: An apology for cheating gets this philanderer absolutely nowhere

    No air: An apology for cheating gets this philanderer absolutely nowhere

    Need you like a hole in the head: This person gives their old love the heave-ho

    Need you like a hole in the head: This person gives their old love the heave-ho

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