リズジョーンズの日記: In which I wish I’d been more confident
Easter Sunday.
It’s exactly three years since I fell off my horse Swirly when she shot off, due to something in the hedge – a bird, Nic’s dog Charlie, a lea...
リズジョーンズの日記: In which I wish I could meet my match
Remember last week, when the man who had stood me up for a second date, citing distance, FaceTimed me at 5.18am?
I broke the habit of a lifetime and rose above...
リズジョーンズの日記: In which I get a rude awakening
Why are men able to interrupt your sleep when:
A) You have only met him for lunch, 一度.
B) He texted a week or so later, while you were waiting for him at a table ...
リズジョーンズの日記: In which I wish I hadn’t blocked my ex
I keep wanting to tell him things. Did he see 3, 2, 1, where Paul McCartney talks about songwriting? Or did he see my piece about faking orgasms, saying the...
リズジョーンズの日記: In which I cancel the pre-date Botox
I am about to be the most unfiltered I have ever been. I often send texts to myself. Things to do. Shopping lists. Ideas. In advance of the gallery and lunch da...
リズジョーンズの日記: In which I remember my disastrous dates
'I’m not sure about an exhibition with a man. I always wear heels on dates'
I’m catnip! Catnip to men!
The man who had been wooing me on WhatsApp,...
リズジョーンズの日記: In which I’m told I neglect my dogs
How can they say that? I devote my life and every penny to my animal
This was my New Year break. New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day and the Bank Holiday...
リズジョーンズの日記: In which there’s a gifting mismatch
I’ve lived my life in fear of secrets being exposed. Not any more
So. The Christmas gift from the ex arrived. Do bear in mind I had just arranged fo...
リズジョーンズの日記: In which I make another confession
I’ve lived my life in fear of secrets being exposed. Not any more
My Christmas went from bad to worse. My friend who was supposed to come for lunch o...
リズジョーンズの日記: In which my ex makes me nervous
‘I’ve had your gift engraved with my feelings,' 彼は言った. I hope he can spell'
I am writing this in mid-December. You are probably completely over Christ...