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汤姆·乌特利: Happy 100th birthday to the Bloody Mary!

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汤姆·乌特利: Happy 100th birthday to the Bloody Mary - the only hangover cure I’ve found in my 68 years that works! We can’t allow 2021 to pass without raising a glass to one of the great Frenchmen of the 20th century....

汤姆·乌特利: Musk is rightit’s NOT selfish to have lots of children

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汤姆·乌特利: Elon Musk is right - it's NOT selfish to have lots of children. Who else will pull pints in the future? Many years ago, when our boys were still at school, I had the misfortune of finding myself sitting ne...

汤姆·乌特利: Phone boxes call us all back to our youth

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汤姆·乌特利: From playing the sax to losing your virginity, phone boxes call us all back to our youth Younger readers, brought up in the age of the mobile phone, may perhaps be baffled by this week’s extraordinary outp...

汤姆·乌特利: The tax hike on cigarettes has left me fuming

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汤姆·乌特利: I know few will pity me, but the tax hike on cigarettes has left me fuming (at a cost of £12k a year) Did you notice a truly extraordinary omission from most of the coverage of Wednesday’s Budget? 好, 一世 ...

汤姆·乌特利: The new Bond film left me neither shaken nor stirred

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汤姆·乌特利: It's a depressing reality of growing old that new Bond film left me neither shaken nor stirred This is a monstrously ungrateful thing to say, but it was only 90 minutes into the new Bond movie when I start...

汤姆·乌特利: Prince Philip and I shared two things in common

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汤姆·乌特利: It turns out Prince Philip and I had two things in common... and one of them still drives me crackers Very few of us, I venture to suggest, have lived lives quite as far removed from the ordinary as that o...

汤姆·乌特利: Aren’t we ALL guilty of telling occasional whoppers?

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汤姆·乌特利: Yes it's a terrible excuse, but aren't we ALL guilty of telling occasional whoppers? Did you chance to read yesterday's story about the motorist who came up with a credulity-stretching excuse for speeding ...

汤姆·乌特利: Judge order for guilty man to read Austen has lost the plot

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汤姆·乌特利: 是, Jane Austen is criminally good. But the judge ordering a guilty man to read her has lost the plot One of the great consolations of my declining memory, I find, is that I can re-read a favourite novel ...

汤姆·乌特利: I’m so befuddled by emojis

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汤姆·乌特利: I'm so befuddled by emojis that I often send one that hints I'm either bisexual... or a billionaire Oh Lord, what have I done? Many months ago, a friend sent me a WhatsApp message in which she had inserted...

汤姆·乌特利: To be born a Tom is a head start to glory

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汤姆·乌特利: To be born a Tom is a head start to glory. Shame there's not a gold for bunging paper in the bin Go Team Tom! Is there a single Thomas, Tommy or Tom who didn’t feel a frisson of quiet pride over the fact t...

汤姆·乌特利: What’s so wrong with saying Enid Blyton stoked controversy?

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汤姆·乌特利: Enid Blyton lit up my childhood. But what's so wrong with saying she also stoked controversy? Enid Blyton (图为) gave us the Famous Five and the Secret Seven God help us all, what have the id...

汤姆·乌特利: You can’t put a price on a pet’s lovebut insurers can

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汤姆·乌特利: You can't put a price on a pet's love... that's why greedy insurers have us collared How much, in terms of hard cash, do you love your pet? It’s a brutal question to ask, 我意识到, and most of us would an...

汤姆·乌特利: It’s only middle class who care about ‘poshvocabulary

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汤姆·乌特利: I wince at the word 'toilet' - but then it's only us middle class who truly care about 'posh' vocabulary My late grandmother, one of the last of the Victorians and a crashing snob, used to say that it was ...

汤姆·乌特利: Easier to run a country than deny a wife a home makeover

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汤姆·乌特利: Believe me, it's a lot easier to run a country than deny a wife her home makeover How many times, over the past few days, have you heard pundits declaring: 'If Boris Johnson can't even say no to Carrie Sy...

TOM UTLEY compares his life with Mick Jagger’s

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汤姆·乌特利: My life may have been far duller than Mick Jagger's, but at least I can relive mine with pleasure By my standards, though I don't know about yours, Sir Mick Jagger has led a pretty interesting life. He has...

汤姆·乌特利: How’s a bloke to know if offering his seat is chivalrous?

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汤姆·乌特利: How's a poor bloke to know if offering his seat to a woman is still chivalrous... or belittles her? 哦亲爱的, it was most ungentlemanly of me to laugh. But I couldn’t suppress a chuckle over the video showi...

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